ALIT - The legend continues...

So i got some more goodies this weekend. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA :) some are funny and others well.. we'll see.

So first off, i found out the the Aunt (the crazy one) is not suing the estate per se for more money. SHe is suing to get the executor removed as the administrator of her Trust. See she isn't necessarily competent to handle her own money. (as evidenced by the 10K a month thing.) SO her share of the inheritence is going into a trust, and the executor will handle doling it out as appropriate. Which means she would need to toe the line on expenditures and she knows it. So she wants to sue to get him removed and someone she can control in place. Of course she isn't thinking long term. She could live easily another 20 years, and the $$ won't last that long. We're talking MAYBE 1.2 million. (doesn't go as far today as it used to sadly.) The way it's set up it should earn her a divident of about 3-4K a month. Should be COMPLETELy livable. but of course in her mind it is not. So that's what she is trying to do. ANd if she succeeds, fine let her enjoy. But mom and the other aunt will be making it clear that they will not schtup her any more money or support her in any way when she runs out. If she ends up in jail or a state funded home because of it. Oh well...

There have been way too many secrets going on. A month or so ago, Executor (E) asked my mom if she thought my Grandmother (G) would have given the same disbersement to the Suka's unborn child. Well truth is, if she'd lived longer the kid would have been born, and so yeah, she would have set aside the $$ and given it to the child. In trust of course, not in control of the parents. Of course no one told anyone else about it, so as people find out in various ways (namely E asking crazy aunt since all 3 sisters would have to agree to do it) they then use that information to cause conflicts and stir everyone up.

I also found out that apparently Suka and hubby are kind of afraid of my brother. This is very entertaining. We always knew they were afraid of my mom cuz well, she's smarter and can't be manipulated and they know it! but they made comments to their sister saying "don't you think he's mean? He's scary looking and always seems so mean and nasty!" and of course P responds "he's always been lovely to me and my son I don't know why you'd think that. He responds "well Suka's leery of him, kind of scared of him and he always seems and dresses so nastily that we're steering clear." My guess is they are trying to garner support to one side or another against others. It's a shame really. But I look at it is - I'll never have to go to NY again once this is all settled. :)

Now for the entertainment portion of our post.

The suka is a little nutso herself. I mean heck, they donated $10K to some rabbi or something in israel to insure a healthy baby. If it were me, i'd put that in an emergency medical fund and or college fun ya know? But i digress. So a while back around when she was 5 months pregnant or so, she SWORE that she could see the baby's nose in the sonogram and started yelling at her husband for giving the baby his big ugly hooked nose, instead of letting her have the suka's cute little Shiksa nose. (these are paraphrased quotes btw.. ) SO i found out this week that....(this is SO good!)

She is already starting to Save $$ to pay for the child's nose job to fix the problem! the child is not even BORN yet. :) I find this HIGHLY entertaining. . .

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